Names only a sadist of a parent could love...

Archibald

Bambi

Beelzebub

Bum (supposedly this means duty; fragrance; impetuous and is Korean...  Bum means DUTY & FRAGRANCE?!?!  Seriously?!?!)

Bunny (this kid will probably either end up under-achieving, in porn, or will over-compensate and end up with a Ph.D to get SOMEONE to take them seriously...  Dr. Bunny Hopper, M.D., chief of neurosurgery.)

Caca (this is supposed to be Chamorro, meaning "CRACK", and "CREVICE")

Creiddyladl

Cyst

Fefe (even if Fefe Dobson managed to make it work)

Gay, Gaylord

Grimm

Grimwald

Llud

Lucifer (would be a nice name if it weren't for it being the devil's--why couldn't the "Fallen Angel" be called Uriel instead???)

Manmeet

Manson

Placenta (some woman thought this name was "pretty" and named her child this.  The only good thing is that for most of this poor unfortunate kid's formative years, her peers will probably not know what it is, but I feel damn sorry for her when sex education eventually comes up.)

Prayforus (omg, I found this in the "comments" section on a website for unusual baby names, and someone said their friend was named this!  What does this say to the poor kid about how mom & dad felt about his/her birth?!?!  LOL it's so funny but not so much for the poor kid who got stuck with it!)

Swallow

Sarsaparilla

Sassafras

Silence (LOL, another name that would be both hard to live up to and confusing, too.  I think it's unrealistic--and possibly hopeful--expectations on the parents' part!)

Sissy